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doink en · INTJ

Onomatopoeic; compare yoink.

Onomatopoeic; compare yoink.

(slang) A fool; a jerk; a worthless person.
- High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang. 1989, Thomas Szollosi, The Proving, page 55:
- We're about the only people here who are in everyday wardrobe; all the other fools are trying to outdo those doinks in Hollywood. 2008, Matthew Theisen, The Supreme Witness, page 46:
- 'Mayday... Mayday...' Rimmer turned. 'I wonder why it's "Mayday"? […] The distress call. Why d'you say "Mayday"? It's just a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday" or "Ascension Sunday"?' […] 'It's French, you doink. Help me - m'aidez. How much food is there?' 1990, Grant Naylor, Better Than Life:
- "Are you this critical of all the Club 900 patrons?" The mechanical doorman made a chuckling noise. "Sure, sap. It makes you doinks feel extra guilty." 1994, William Shatner, Tek Power, page 152:
(slang) A joint (cannabis cigarette).

Spelling	Features	Labels	Source
doinks	Number=Plur		lexicographic

Onomatopoeic; compare yoink.

(US, humorous, slang, transitive) To have sex with.
- You kind of want to doink him, don't you?
- “I'm open to it, I-I just... I don't want it to affect our friendship.” “What friendship?” “Oh, no, we don't really like you that much. I-I wouldn't say we are friends.” “No.” “Okay, then why do you want to doink me?” [exclaims in Greek] [laughing] “This guy doesn't understand women at all.” 2023 July 20, Jake Bender & Zach Dunn, “Pride Parade” (14:07 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 5, episode 3, spoken by Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch):
(informal, intransitive) To bounce after a collision.
- The ball doinked off the left upright of the goal.
(informal, transitive) To bump or hit.
- Everyone laughed and I doinked my head against Seb's upper arm, hiding my face. 2020, Maxine Morrey, My Year of Saying No:

Spelling	Features	Source
doinking	Tense=Pres, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic
doinks	Number=Sing, Person=3, Tense=Pres	lexicographic
doinked	Tense=Past, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic
doinked	Tense=Past	lexicographic