thick as two short planks en · ADJ
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Meanings
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(informal, not-comparable, qualifier:simile) Very stupid.
“I dunno. He’s thick as two short planks of wood, but his six brothers are all banged up in here, so he’s got eyes and ears all over the prison. Auntie Flip better watch out.”
2017, David Walliams [pseudonym; David Edward Williams], Bad Dad, London: HarperCollins Children’s Books, →ISBN:
Synonyms
childish · moronic · bullet-headed · thick as mince · dumb as dirt · retarded · half-brained · fuckwitted · thick as a brick · birdbrained · slow on the uptake · fuzzy-minded · inane · chuckleheaded · woolly-minded · dumb as a bag of hammers · muttonheaded · sharp as a bowling ball · fuzzy-headed · buffle-headed · numbskulled · pudding-headed · dim-headed · thick as a plank · airheaded · silly · dumb as a post · ignorant · cretinous · dozy · quarter-witted · thickwitted · sheep-headed · oafish · thick as a plank · ridiculous · mindless · drowsy · purblind · insipid · braindead · daft · unapprehensive · lowbrow · dented · vacant · unclever · slow-witted · thick · dumber than a rock · chowderheaded · thickheaded · uninformed · boofheaded · rockheaded · mentally retarded · addlebrained · imbecilic · wool-headed · lumpish · dumb as a doorknob · dumber than a box of rocks · wooden-headed · dull-witted · obtuse · fatheaded · lunkheaded · foolish · thick as a brick · simple · stolid · dumb · dull-minded · dopey · flea-brained · intellectually challenged · dumb as an ox · stupid · dunderheaded · dull · hammer-headed · mentally challenged · dim · smooth-brained · thick as champ · beetle-headed · pratty · dense · addlepated · doltish · bee-brained · beef-witted · brainless · not the sharpest tool in the shed · dumb as a box of rocks · blockheaded · monosynaptic · thick as pig shit · dim-bulb · witless · cerebrally challenged · peabrained · thick as a whale omelette · dim-witted · ass-brained · goofy · beefheaded · knuckleheaded · dumb as a sack of hammers · half-witted · thick as two short planks · dull-headed · shit-for-brains · not the sharpest crayon in the box · empty-headed · bubbleheaded · feeble-minded · woolly-headed · unsmart · not the sharpest knife in the drawer · unintelligent · slow · thick-skulled · Boeotian · vacuous · nitwitted · crackbrained · lamebrained · idiotic · boneheaded · soft · puerile