ass-brained en · ADJ
Meanings
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(colloquial, derogatory, qualifier:sometimes considered vulgar) Extremely stupid; idiotic.
What, surprised?! Oh, that's right, I'm preaching to a bunch of ass-brained jandroish [referring to user Larry Jandro] merkins who are still under the impression that Saddam and his henchmen, who ran a secular regime, were actually ALLIES with Islamic fundamentalists and al Qaeda. Forgive, I know not how much ignoracne is still left in the U. S. A.
2004 March 17, Siva, “Congrats, Spain!”, in az.politics (Usenet):“Ahhh, they’re nothin’ but a bunch of ass-brained jerks! Much they know,” Larry jeered, apparently hating to see this opportunity of complaining against the doctors go to waste.
1966, Lona B. Kenney, A Caste of Heroes, New York: Dodd, Mead & Company, page 84:aybe you should try to get a job covering politics or something; you seem to have two talents: 1) taking things out of context, and 2). making yourself like an ass-brained idiot as you do it.
1996 November 1, Joe Kolodz, “Stabbing Westward in Balto”, in rec.music.industrial (Usenet):
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| most ass-brained | Degree=Sup | lexicographic | |
| more ass-brained | Degree=Cmp | lexicographic |
Synonyms
purblind · crackbrained · dumb as a sack of hammers · shit-for-brains · thick as a brick · Boeotian · half-witted · slow-witted · stupid · ignorant · knuckleheaded · nitwitted · ass-brained · buffle-headed · lumpish · thick as mince · smooth-brained · lowbrow · boneheaded · quarter-witted · dense · simple · brainless · unintelligent · imbecilic · muttonheaded · goofy · dumb as a bag of hammers · witless · drowsy · flea-brained · bee-brained · empty-headed · dumb as a box of rocks · obtuse · dumber than a box of rocks · soft · dumb as an ox · wooden-headed · addlebrained · slow · hammer-headed · monosynaptic · intellectually challenged · thick as two short planks · dozy · dumb as dirt · dunderheaded · fuzzy-headed · birdbrained · not the sharpest crayon in the box · dull · idiotic · doltish · numbskulled · unclever · thick-skulled · dull-minded · unapprehensive · uninformed · sheep-headed · woolly-headed · chuckleheaded · beef-witted · chowderheaded · dumb as a doorknob · pudding-headed · foolish · blockheaded · not the sharpest knife in the drawer · moronic · lunkheaded · thick as pig shit · dim-witted · unsmart · cerebrally challenged · oafish · feeble-minded · dented · puerile · retarded · fuckwitted · dim-bulb · lamebrained · thickheaded · thick as a plank · woolly-minded · slow on the uptake · thickwitted · thick as champ · cretinous · silly · bullet-headed · dull-witted · airheaded · peabrained · dim-headed · inane · fatheaded · boofheaded · bubbleheaded · mentally retarded · vacuous · thick as a whale omelette · vacant · dumb as a post · thick · beetle-headed · dumb · sharp as a bowling ball · wool-headed · mindless · dull-headed · daft · half-brained · rockheaded · not the sharpest tool in the shed · addlepated · stolid · dopey · braindead · dumber than a rock · beefheaded · dim · ridiculous · mentally challenged · pratty · insipid · childish · fuzzy-minded