Dictionary

shaboink en · VERB

Etymology

Probably a fanciful extension of boink (“to have sexual intercourse”) and shagging; compare shebang. First attested in 2005.

Meanings

1. (humorous, informal) To have sexual intercourse with (someone).
   • never have i ever shaboinked two dudes at once 2009 March 10, @NiggHole, Twitter, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
   • As my psychiatrist, I think you are obliged to blame my parents for refusing to stop shaboinking long enough to comfort their youngest son. I think it was pretty selfish of them to finish without checking on me, and to neglect checking on me even after they finished. 2005, Mark Frye, School Shooter: In His Own Words, New York, N.Y. […]: iUniverse, Inc., page 83:
   • I've always wondered if these fundie families make the girls track their ovulation and then intentionally plan the wedding to ensure a greater chance of them getting pregnant the second they first shaboink. Wasn't Nurie immediately prego too? 2023 January 24, “I've been off reddit since mid Nov, can someone give me a Rod update?”, in Reddit, r/RodriguesFamilySnark, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
   • "Well, you are obviously off your game because I wasn't shaboinked and I'm not your boss anymore." Ella snorted again. "But I might have had an orgasm," I quickly added. 2013, Kirsty Dallas, Fighting Back, →ISBN, page 105:
   • A weird noise caught my attention. I stood still and cocked my ear to determine if it originated in my suite or not. It was a rhythmic thumping and squeaking, and I shuddered to think I was hearing the Ice Lady shaboinking someone. But no, it didn't quite sound like that. 2019, Becky Clark, Foul Play on Words, Woodbury, M.N.: Midnight Ink, →ISBN, page 141:
   • Interviews of Sirri by LAPD and FBI investigators were admitted into evidence. During the interviews, Sirri stated that on June 26, 2005, he had dinner with Marsden in a restaurant, during which they discussed Sirri's experiences in the Explorers and his future in the Marines. Also present were Sirri's girlfriend, Sara Voyles, and Marsden's boyfriend. Sirri noted that Stan had been keeping close company with Keller, and asked Marsden whether she thought Stan and Keller were "shaboinking it," by which he meant having oral sex or other sexual activity. […] Nothing in the interview transcript otherwise suggests that Marsden misunderstood whether "shaboinking" meant sexual contact. 2010 March 5, “Marsden v. City of Los Angeles”, in casetext.com, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024:
   • Kyle glanced over. "She never shaboinks anybody else?" ¶ "Frankie G tried to get under her skirt once." A smirk crossed the Bear's face. 2015, Tracy Tappan, Beyond the Call of Duty: Military Romantic Suspense, B. Reed Publishing, →ISBN, page 354:

Forms

Synonyms

tumble · show someone one's etchings · crack · do the nasty · dip one's pen in someone's inkwell · have it away · discuss Uganda · couple · frak · stick · meddle · pipe down · knock boots · play · root · shaboink · have sexual relations · screw · company · mate · cohabit · rock and roll · sleep together · get freaky · jig-jig · intercourse · get jiggy · get one's end away · make the beast with two backs · know someone in the biblical sense · graft the forked tree · sex · get one's freak on · approach · get some · hide the sausage · bauf · frig · Netflix and chill · strain · share a bed · shag · get one's leg over · bump uglies · shelve · get the dirty water off one's chest · frack · do the deed · engender · get one's oats · get busy · fuck · penetrate · see someone's etchings · bop · pound · lay the pipe · get it · ride · get one's groove on · hide the salami · haul one's ashes · bounce · hump · have marital relations · pipe · copulate · make whoopee · ming · play hide the sausage · do it · bang · have sex · rail · boff · frick · get laid · bone · beat · boink · go all the way · expletive deleted · bump nasties · eff · know · make it · get it on · make out · roger · get down · catch a dick · hook up · get physical · get one's dick wet · bonk · hike the Appalachian Trail · lay pipe · slap bellies · clap cheeks · dance · roll around · exchange flesh · hide the wienie · common · have it off · engage in sex · have intimate relations · breed · make love · get lucky