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nincompoop en · NOUN

Pronunciation

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• /ˈnɪn-/ (General-American)
• /ˈnɪŋkəmpuːp/ (Received-Pronunciation)
• /ˈnɪŋkəmˌpup/ (General-American)

Etymology

Uncertain; the first element nincom- is possibly from the name Nicholas or Nicodemus (compare French nicodème (“foolish or gullible person”), from the Pharisee named Nicodemus mentioned in the Bible who asks Jesus seemingly naive questions: see John 3:1–21), or from ninny (“foolish or silly person”), while the second element -poop could be derived from poop (“(obsolete) to cheat, deceive, fool”). The English lexicographer Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) suggested that the first element might be from Latin non compos (mentis) (“not of sound mind”), but the Oxford English Dictionary notes that this does not correspond with early forms of the word from the 16th century such as nickumpoop and nicompoop.

Meanings

1. (derogatory) A foolish or silly person.
   • ’Tis ſuch another Nincompoop, / I ſleep, and he begins to droop. / He ſees, yet keeps his Eyes a winking, / Says nought, but pays it off with thinking. 1680, M. T. [i.e., Matthew Stevenson], “Cydippe Her Answer to Acontius”, in The Wits Paraphras’d: Or, Paraphrase upon Paraphrase: In a Burlesque on the Several Late Translations of Ovids Epistles, London: Printed for Will[iam] Cademan […], →OCLC, page 161:
   • [H]ad he dropped it [a hat] like a gooſe—like a puppy—like an aſs—or in doing it, or even after he had done, had he looked like a fool,—like a ninny—like a nicompoop—it had failed, and the effects upon the heart had been loſt. 1787 November, “Explanation of the Fifth Plate of Tristram Shandy. Corporal Trim’s Reflections on Mortality in the Kitchen, on the Death of Master Bobby.”, in The Gentleman’s and London Magazine: Or Monthly Chronologer, Dublin: Printed by John Exshaw, →OCLC, page 589, column 2:
   • What, do you give it up so? you poor, ſpiritleſs nincumpoops! I would roar till I burſted firſt, before I would give it up so to such a low-liv'd, beggarly rabble. 1802, Joanna Baillie, “The Election: A Comedy, in Five Acts”, in A Series of Plays: In which It is Attempted to Delineate the Stronger Passions of the Mind. […], 2nd edition, volume II, London: Printed for T[homas] Cadell, Jun. and W[illiam] Davies, […], →OCLC, act I, scene i, pages 4–5:
   • Because of this situation, you find the idlers, the never-do-wells, the nicompoops, the unqualified and the misfits these days getting on better in life than their hardworking colleagues. 1965, Marius Nkwoh, Bribery and Corruption: Bane of Our Society, Aba, Abia, Nigeria: International Press, →OCLC, page 110:
   • [S]hall I be call'd as many blockheads, numſculs, doddypoles, dunderheads, ninnyhammers, gooſecaps, joltheads, nicompoops, and ſh--t-a-beds—and other unſavory appellations, […] 1767, [Laurence Sterne], chapter XXV, in The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, volume IX, London: […] T. Becket and P. A. Dehondt, […], →OCLC, page 99:
   • Mous[trappa]. O you huffing Son of a Whore. / Drink[allup]. You rotten Jack in a box. / Bean[tosser]. You foul mouth'd Nickumpoop. 1674 (first performance), T[homas] Duffett, The Mock-Tempest: or The Enchanted Castle. […], London: […] William Cademan […], published 1675, →OCLC; republished in Montague Summers, “The New Tempest or The Enchanted Castle”, in Shakespeare Adaptations: The Tempest, The Mock Tempest, and King Lear. […], London: Jonathan Cape […], 1922, →OCLC, Act I, scene i, page 114:
   • Nickumpoop, or Nincumpoop, a fooliſh fellow; alſo one who never ſaw his wife's ****. [1785, [Francis Grose], “Nickumpoop, or Nincumpoop”, in A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, London: […] S[amuel] Hooper, […], →OCLC:
   • Production failures, screw-ups, and faulty service aren't usually the fault of the supposed nincompoops with whom we're dealing but instead the Nincompoopery—i.e., the meta-foolishness—of the companies and systems in which they're forced to work. Ill-planned, outdated, or ludicrous organizational structures can turn even the most eager employee into a nincompoop, or at least force him or her to seem like one. 2019, John R. Brandt, “Overview: Are We Really Surrounded by Nincompoops?”, in Nincompoopery: Why Your Customers Hate You—and How to Fix It, New York, N.Y.: HarperCollins Leadership, →ISBN, pages 2–3:
   • Oh, thou Dromedary, thou Founder'd Mule, without a Pack-ſaddle; or what other foul Beaſt ſhall I call thee, for Man thou art not, nor haſt not been to me, Heaven knows the time when? Art not thou aſham'd to ſee me, thou Nincompoop? 1694, [Thomas] d’Urfey, The Comical History of Don Quixote. […], part I, London: […] Samuel Briscoe, […], →OCLC, Act I, scene ii, page 6:
   • These epics nearly always had runaway trains, nincompoops floundering with the controls and a collapsed bridge just ahead! 1958 February, David Gunston, “Railways on the Screen”, in The Railway Magazine, London: Tothill Press, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 88:
   • May'ſt thou paſs for a Nincumpoop all the World over, / From Paris to France, and from England to Dover. 1706, Michael de Cervantes Saavedra [i.e., Miguel de Cervantes], “How Don Quixote Took His Leave of the Duke, and what Happen’d between Him and the Witty Wanton Altisidora, the Duchesses Damsel”, in John Stevens, transl., The History of the Most Ingenious Knight Don Quixote de la Mancha. […], 2nd revised and amended edition, volume II, London: […] R. Chiswell, S. and J. Sprint, R. Battersby, S. Smith, and B. Walford, M. Wotton and G. Conyers, →OCLC, page 335:
   • Yes, you Nicompoop, you are a pretty Fellow to pleaſe a Woman indeed. 1673, Tho[mas] Shadwell, Epsom-Wells. A Comedy, […], London: […] J[ohn] M[acock] for Henry Herringman […], →OCLC, Act II, scene i, page 28:
   • No wonder that Chauvelin's spies had failed to detect, in the apparently brainless nincompoop, the man whose reckless daring and resourceful ingenuity had baffled the keenest French spies, both in France and in England. 1905 January 12, Baroness Orczy [i.e., Emma Orczy], “The Scarlet Pimpernel”, in The Scarlet Pimpernel, popular edition, London: Greening & Co., published 20 March 1912, →OCLC, page 183:
   • The Ship of Fools Fully Fraught and Richly Laden with Asses, Fools, Jack-daws, Ninnihammers, Coxcombs, Slender-wits, Shallowbrains, Paper-Skuls, Simpletons, Nickumpoops, Wiseakers, Dunces, and Blockheads. Declaring their several Natures, Manners, and Constitutions; the occasion why this Ship was built, with the places of their intended Voyage, and a lift of the Officers that bear Command therein [book title]. [1662?], The Ship of Fools […], London: […] J[ohn] W[inter] for J[ohn] Clark, […], →OCLC, title page:

Forms

Deriveds

nincompoopish · nincompoopism · nincompoopery

Relateds

nincum · nincom · nincun

Synonyms

geck · dingleberry · thickhead · numps · shitwit · dimwit · muggins · twit · tubelight · dolt · chucklehead · div · snapperhead · stupid · ha'p'orth · Charlie · nupson · donk · mushhead · tosspot · clown · alcatote · bonehead · dullard · shit for brains · dope · brickhead · mong · dumbbell · bobchin · nimrod · dirtbrain · chowderhead · nitwit · juggins · softhead · fool · imbecile · gooseberry · wazzock · smooth brain · ignoramus · Homer Simpson · chump · doodle · putz · gink · wally · dork · der-brain · schmuck · maroon · lamebrain · numskull · imbecile · fuzznut · fenderhead · dunderhead · dunce · not the sharpest knife in the drawer · twat · yampy · nit · tool · nitwit · dingus · berk · meathead · asshole · sucker · jughead · dupe · jerkoff · jolthead · pinhead · wantwit · schmo · half-baked · doofus · dunderhead · dummy · dotterel · nincompoop · dipstick · sohai · dill pickle · jerk · blither · arsehole · bozo · numpty · gubbins · retard · bayard · dumbo · clart · dumb fuck · hammerhead · divvy · twerp · moron · tosser · fiddle · gig · plonker · mug · asshat · sot · gaby · slang) · shithead · buffoon · dumbass · fuckwit · gump · jolterhead · gowk · birdbrain · fathead · dote · dim bulb · divvo · goober · knucklehead · dipshit · oaf · mameluke (US (Italian-American) · pillock · tonto · prat · jamoke

Translations (121)

sv nöt (foolish or silly person) · pl gamoń (foolish or silly person) · da idiot (foolish or silly person) · fr simplet (foolish or silly person) · is beinasni (foolish or silly person) · sv pucko (foolish or silly person) · ca fava (foolish or silly person) · pt bobo (foolish or silly person) · hy ապուշ (foolish or silly person) · es ceporro (foolish or silly person) · mi ngoungoua (foolish or silly person) · es imbécil (foolish or silly person) · fr débile (foolish or silly person) · el κουτορνίθι (foolish or silly person) · fr gourde (foolish or silly person) · es bendito (foolish or silly person) · ru дурачо́к (foolish or silly person) · fr connard (foolish or silly person) · sh nesposobnjaković (foolish or silly person) · hy հիմար (foolish or silly person) · fr crétin (foolish or silly person) · es gilipollas (foolish or silly person) · sh idiot (foolish or silly person) · mr अर्धवट (foolish or silly person) · pl głupiec (foolish or silly person) · ca idiota (foolish or silly person) · he טפש (foolish or silly person) · fr niais (foolish or silly person) · es pasmarote (foolish or silly person) · mi pōrewarewa (foolish or silly person) · he טפשה (foolish or silly person) · is fífl (foolish or silly person) · is fábjáni (foolish or silly person) · fi tolvana (foolish or silly person) · hy տխմար (foolish or silly person) · es zoquete (foolish or silly person) · ca tonto (foolish or silly person) · sh glupan (foolish or silly person) · ca panoli (foolish or silly person) · fr mal cuit (foolish or silly person) · nl stommeling (foolish or silly person) · pt palerma (foolish or silly person) · is fáviti (foolish or silly person) · fr con (foolish or silly person) · fr cloche (foolish or silly person) · fr dadais (foolish or silly person) · da fjols (foolish or silly person) · mi wawau (foolish or silly person) · cmn 笨人 (foolish or silly person) · es memo (foolish or silly person) · fr imbécile (foolish or silly person) · pt idiota (foolish or silly person) · sv fjompa (foolish or silly person) · nl oetlul (foolish or silly person) · fr demeuré (foolish or silly person) · de Dummkopf (foolish or silly person) · es panoli (foolish or silly person) · it coglione (foolish or silly person) · it idiota (foolish or silly person) · es majadero (foolish or silly person) · nl oelewapper (foolish or silly person) · es sosaina (foolish or silly person) · ca beneit (foolish or silly person) · ca ximple (foolish or silly person) · ca estúpid (foolish or silly person) · nl lomperd (foolish or silly person) · sv idiot (foolish or silly person) · es zopenco (foolish or silly person) · fr abruti (foolish or silly person) · ja うすらとんかち (foolish or silly person) · pt tolo (foolish or silly person) · fr démoulé trop tôt (foolish or silly person) · ja おたんちん (foolish or silly person) · sv dumbom (foolish or silly person) · es lila (foolish or silly person) · hi बेवक़ूफ़ (foolish or silly person) · ca babau (foolish or silly person) · es soso (foolish or silly person) · bg глупак (foolish or silly person) · es bobo (foolish or silly person) · de Trottel (foolish or silly person) · de Einfaltspinsel (foolish or silly person) · fi tollo (foolish or silly person) · ja あんぽんたん (foolish or silly person) · sv dumhuvud (foolish or silly person) · is einfeldningur (foolish or silly person) · fr bêta (foolish or silly person) · es alcornoque (foolish or silly person) · cs hlupák (foolish or silly person) · es primo (foolish or silly person) · es cenutrio (foolish or silly person) · da knallert (foolish or silly person) · fr bercé trop près du mur (foolish or silly person) · es tonto (foolish or silly person) · it imbecille (foolish or silly person) · pl głupek (foolish or silly person) · it cretino (foolish or silly person) · cs idiot (foolish or silly person) · fr sot (foolish or silly person) · no tullebukk (foolish or silly person) · es pavitonto (foolish or silly person) · it babbeo (foolish or silly person) · fr benêt (foolish or silly person) · sh glupko (foolish or silly person) · da skvadderhoved (foolish or silly person) · mi poroheahea (foolish or silly person) · fr cornichon (foolish or silly person) · sv flane (foolish or silly person) · tl bobo (foolish or silly person) · cmn 傻子 (foolish or silly person) · fi tohelo (foolish or silly person) · sv störding (foolish or silly person) · pl matołek (foolish or silly person) · fr nigaud (foolish or silly person) · nl domoor (foolish or silly person) · it stupido (foolish or silly person) · fr ravi (foolish or silly person) · hi साला (foolish or silly person) · es papanatas (foolish or silly person) · ca imbècil (foolish or silly person) · pt imbecil (foolish or silly person)

wikipedia: Samuel Johnson · wikipedia: Nicodemus · wikipedia: Oxford English Dictionary