Dictionary

love tool en · NOUN

Etymology

From love + tool.

Meanings

1. (slang, vulgar) The penis, namely in sexual contexts.
   • Her eyes slid to his groin again. Yes, indeed. The faded denim was stretched to its limit now, pushed out by a truly gargantuan erection. It looked to her as if his love tool was primed for action. 2002, Emma Holly, chapter 14, in Cooking Up A Storm, Black Lace, page 253:
   • And just as she thought she could take no more of his searing torture, Garrick slid down the bed, and with a movement parted her legs and came between them, his enormous love tool filling her with a completeness that left her gasping aloud and clutching him tighter. 1993, Kathleen Drymon, chapter 21, in Pirate Moon, Zebra Books, page 332:
   • And just for the record, I never killed Julia Brunswick. I got that old pedophile George to admit it just before I chopped off his love tool. Poor little Julia never had a chance. 2015, A.R. Baumann, chapter 35, in Under A Cloud of Rain, Inkshares, page 293:

Forms

Relateds

love lotion · love custard · love juice

Synonyms

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