last chicken in the shop en · NOUN
Etymology
From the appearance when dangling.
Meanings
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(as a simile, euphemistic, slang, sometimes) The penis.
[…] fellow male travellers complaining of receiving an all too regular sighting of 'the last chicken in the shop' as I paraded around gleefully in the altogether.
2010, Simon Majumdar, Eat My Globe: One Year to Go Everywhere and Eat Everything:'What is it with men and their junk?' Swilley said, shaking her head. […] 'Is it me,' McLaren began thoughtfully, head slightly on one side, 'or does it look like—' […] 'The last chicken in the shop?' Lœ said innocently. 'I was just thinking that.'
2025, Cynthia Harrod-Eagles, Easeful Death:
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| the last chicken in the shop | canonical | lexicographic |
Synonyms
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