Ugandan discussions en · NOUN
Etymology
From discuss Uganda.
Meanings
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(UK, euphemistic, humorous, plural, plural-only) Sexual intercourse.
Now that Andy has dispensed with her services, Grovel can reveal that the former soft-porn star was enjoying Ugandan discussions in St Moritz last Christmas with Lome Thyssen, 20-year-old son of the multi-millionaire steel tycoon Baron Heini Thyssen.
1983, Private Eye, numbers 550-575, page 215:A letter came back on Department of Education notepaper. "Very sorry I can't do lunch. I am usually engaged in Ugandan discussions at lunchtime. I will be happy to see you in the evening."
2009, Ion Trewin, Alan Clark: The Biography, →ISBN:Boys make gay jokes about most other boys, without any implication that any genuine Ugandan discussions take place.
2010, Tom Bennett, The Behaviour Guru: Behaviour Management Solutions for Teachers, →ISBN, page 164:
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Synonyms
horizontal mambo · pareunia · swiving · connection · lay · humpa humpa · coupling · the beast with two backs · sexual relation · plow · jiggy-jiggy · screwing · intimate relations · hump · physical love · the birds and the bees · screw · copulation · horizontal refreshments · roll in the hay · trim · skin · rumpo · legover · hanky-panky · horizontal dancing · hot beef injection · fooling around · commerce · conversation · lustmaking · carnal knowledge · sexual intercourse · Ugandan discussions · seeing-to · horizontal slam dance · penetration · Ugandan affairs · aphrodisia · intromission · rumpy-pumpy · monkey business · poontang · mating · jig-jig · coition · cuntfuck · sexual congress · tang · chesterfield rugby · bang · bonking · plough · nookie · ass · lovemaking · poon · barney-mugging · shag · beef injection · relations · jiggery-pokery · old hat · how's your father · intimacy · playing around · punani · sexy time · Netflix and chill · sexy times · consummation · action · horizontal hula · pussy · funny business · sex · horizontal jogging · pipe · meat injection · conjunction · boom-boom · coitus · union · ride · sexual union · fooling about · commixtion · intercourse · fucky-fucky · mounting · snu snu · congress · Ugandan affairs · joining · making whoopee · fucking · love · frig · root