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queef en · NOUN

Pronunciation

• (UK) audio
• /kwiːf/

Etymology

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

Meanings

1. (slang, vulgar) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.
   • A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor. 2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, →OL, page 192:
   • Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible? 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
   • We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record. 2005, “Pennsylvania”, The Bloodhound Gang (music):
2. (slang, vulgar) A contemptible person.
   • Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh? 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:
   • When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef. 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark (Usenet), message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>:

Forms

Relateds

flatulate

Synonyms

cunt · fanny fart · pussy fart · cunt fart · vaginal flatulence · cunt fart · queef · queeb · vart · fanny fart · pussy fart · vart

Translations (18)

nl schedewind (an emission of air from the vagina) · pt flato vaginal (an emission of air from the vagina) · ja マン屁 (an emission of air from the vagina) · pt buceido (an emission of air from the vagina) · de Mösenfurz (an emission of air from the vagina) · fr pet vaginal (an emission of air from the vagina) · es pedo vaginal (an emission of air from the vagina) · pt peido vaginal (an emission of air from the vagina) · hu puncifing (an emission of air from the vagina) · ja 膣ナラ (an emission of air from the vagina) · hu pinafing (an emission of air from the vagina) · de Fotzenfurz (an emission of air from the vagina) · sv musprutt (an emission of air from the vagina) · es vagipedo (an emission of air from the vagina) · fi emätinpieru (an emission of air from the vagina) · gd braim-fhaighein (an emission of air from the vagina) · es chichipedo (an emission of air from the vagina) · fi mulkku (contemptible person)

queef en · VERB

Pronunciation

• (UK) audio
• /kwiːf/

Etymology

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

Meanings

1. (intransitive, slang, vulgar) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
   • All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up 2009, “Medicine Ball”, in Relapse, performed by Eminem:
2. (slang, transitive, vulgar) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
   • back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge. 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:

Forms

Deriveds

queefer · queefy · spleef