morning wood en · NOUN
Pronunciation
- (Southern-England) audio
Meanings
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(countable, informal, uncountable) An erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
So when Flat Stanley gets morning wood, wouldn't that just be paper?
2018 August 22, 01:40 from the start, in CS:GO SURF IN A NUTSHELL (Comedy, Gaming), spoken by RaccoonEggs, YouTube:
- (countable, dialectal, uncountable) Kindling used to light a fire in the morning.
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| morning woods | Number=Plur | lexicographic |
Coordinates
lumber · throbber · shaft · surgation · pocket rocket · erection · hard-on · lob-on · chubby · stiffie · babymaker · boner · prong · rod-on · bonk-on · wood · fatty · bonny · schlong · woody · rager · stiffy · bone
Relateds
morning glory · morning bean · erection · piss proud
Synonyms
morning sticks · nocturnal penile tumescence · morning brick · morning tent · piss proud · morning tent · morning glory · morning woody · nocturnal penile tumescence · morning glory
Translations (36)
pl namiot (morning erection) · cmn 晨勃 (morning erection) · tl tigas titi (morning erection) · pt tesão da manhã (morning erection) · it alzabandiera (morning erection) · nb morrabrød (morning erection) · fi aamustondis (morning erection) · de Morgenlatte (morning erection) · de Morgenständchen (morning erection) · fr érection matinale (morning erection) · fi aamuseisokki (morning erection) · he זקפת בוקר (morning erection) · tr sabah ereksiyonu (morning erection) · de morgendliche Pisslatte (morning erection) · de Morgenwasserlatte (morning erection) · hi सुबह स्तंभन (morning erection) · pl poranny wzwód (morning erection) · ja 朝立ち (morning erection) · ko 아침 발기 (morning erection) · fr gaule du matin (morning erection) · ru у́тренний стоя́к (morning erection) · hu hajnali merevedés (morning erection) · es erección matutina (morning erection) · es trempera mañanera (morning erection) · fi aamuerektio (morning erection) · ja あさだち (morning erection) · de Mopila (morning erection) · da morgenstivert (morning erection) · nb morgenbrød (morning erection) · pt tesão de mijo (morning erection) · ka დილის ერექცია (morning erection) · de Morgenständer (morning erection) · pl poranny drągal (morning erection) · sv morgonbånge (morning erection) · ca trempera matinera (morning erection) · sv morgonstånd (morning erection)