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Etymology

Most likely originating as, He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.

Meanings

1. (idiomatic, slang) A minimal level of competence or effectiveness, as used in phrases where one is unable to perform.
   • My boss is so clueless, he couldn't schedule his own way out of a paper bag.
   • Junior varsity couldn't play their way out of a paper bag in comparison.
   • Personally I don’t think this egg could punch his way out of a paper bag. He’s only been workin’ in this trap two days 1924, Harry Charles Witwer, Love and Learn, G. P. Putnam's sons, page 260:
   • To be fair, many people who couldn’t punctuate their way out of a paper bag are still interested in the way punctuation can alter the sense of a string of words. It is the basis of all “I’m sorry, I’ll read that again” jokes. 2003 November 6, Lynne Truss, “Introduction – The Seventh Sense”, in Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, London: Profile Books Ltd, →ISBN, page 8:
   • The old chap did not look as though he could push his way out of a paper bag. 1923, Asia, volume 23, American Asiatic Association, page 281:
   • “You'd hate his cooking[,” he said.] “Most guys can't cook their way out of a paper bag[,” Charlotte said.] 2014, Allie Peter, Saved by the Fireman, page 105:

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