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this is why we can't have nice things en · X

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Etymology

Said to have been popularized by American stand-up comedian Paula Poundstone.

Meanings

  1. (humorous) Expressing reproach when somebody harms or damages something.
    • "This is why we can't have nice things," said a Mountain to a man, "You don't yet respect the impermanence of living ...and the permanence of life." 2020, Alex Almeida, Wandering Tales volumes 1 & 2:
    • This is why we can't have nice things, darling / Because you break them, I had to take them away / This is why we can't have nice things, honey, oh / Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me? / This is why we can't have nice things 2017, Taylor Swift, Jack Antonoff, “This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things”, in Reputation, performed by Taylor Swift:
    • "This is why we can't have nice things," said Dorrie's father, breaking into her thoughts. "Like appliances." Dorrie glanced over at the corner of the ballroom-declared-kitchen to see him lifting several tacks out of a pot of clam chowder with a slotted spoon. 2016, Jen Swann Downey, The Ninja Librarians: Sword in the Stacks:
  2. (broadly, qualifier:sardonic) Expressing reproach and resignation about human nature.

wikipedia: Paula Poundstone