teledildonics en · NOUN
Etymology
Etymology tree Proto-Indo-European *kʷelh₁-der. Ancient Greek τῆλε (têle)lbor. English tele- English dildonics English teledildonics From tele- (“afar, from a distance”) + dildonics (“electronic dildos”).
Meanings
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(uncountable) Technology which can be used to remotely control dildonics, allowing mutual masturbation over the Internet.
Wide-eyed futurists have long envisioned a world where teledildonics helps us all get it on with partners half a world away; so far, their predictions have amounted to little more than empty hype.
2015 October 8, Lux Alptraum, “Cam Girls Are Charging Clients to Control Their Vibrators Over the Internet”, in Vice:And considering their comfort level with remote interaction and online gaming, teledildonics will not seem odd at all. It will just be another option on a Wednesday night.
2005 August 19, Regina Lynn, “You'll Know When You're Older”, in Wired: