swamp ass en · NOUN
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(US, slang, uncountable, vulgar) The condition of having an unpleasantly sweaty gluteal region.
I had a lovely date last night but I hope she didn't know I had such bad swamp ass that I had toilet paper shoved up my boxers most of the evening.
Swamp ass so bad I just hydroplaned off the shitter
2026 May 22, @equolfour, Instagram:It’s the reality of being a guy that during the height of summer, things can get extremely sweaty below the belt. And that wet, soupy feeling like as if you sat in something, becomes a normal state of being come August. This is swamp ass.¶Why Do Guys Get Swamp Ass?¶We, as humans, must sweat to regulate our body temperatures. But we don’t have much control over where we sweat. Our asses are close quarters and there’s not a lot of air circulation down there, which is why sweat tends to accumulate. It happens to everyone. But, knowing that it’s a normal bodily function doesn’t do much to lower the embarrassment factor.
2020 June 9, “Suffer From Swamp Ass? Here are 7 Genius Tips to Prevent It.”, in Men's Health:
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nl zwanus (warm and moist gluteal region) · nl zweetreet (warm and moist gluteal region)