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squish mitten en · NOUN
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(slang, vulgar) The vagina.
Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."
2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press, →ISBN, page 334:She warned them that unless they wanted to see a lot of gushing birth fluids and a pregnant woman's squish-mitten, then they would stay outside. Both men looked a little green at that warning, or maybe it was her vagina euphemism, […]
2015, Sarah Leyton, Defending Nora, Siren Publishing, →ISBN, page 102:Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
James Wilson: She's a friend.
Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.
2007 April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12
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