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sperm blossom en · NOUN
Meanings
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(derogatory, humorous, rare) A child; one’s offspring.
The fugitive pute was not carrying the fool’s sperm-blossom.
2007, Kurt Andersen, Heyday, page 455:You mean I’m watching your sperm blossoms because you’re training to be a stripper?!
2008 March 20th, Felicia Day, The Guild I:viii: “Tipping Point”, 1:47–1:50Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.
2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)
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Synonyms
crotch fruit