spankavision en · NOUN
Pronunciation
- (Australia) audio
Etymology
Blend of spank + television.
Meanings
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(slang, uncountable) audiovisual pornographic material
If he needs some spankavision to get him through those nights, he needs to visit us. We'll provide DVD's for him!
1999, Bill, “I will provide Howard with DVD's!”, in alt.fan.howard-stern (Usenet):“Do you at least have some good spankavision?” Ben asked. Mike blushed. “I've got a kid in the house, so no, I don't have any spankavision.”
2012, Kaya McLaren, How I Came to Sparkle Again:and for the record, cable modems download pron^([sic]) at speeds of over 100 times faster than regular modems. its^([sic]) total spankavision. i love it.
1999, Yokes, “[bst] testing”, in alt.music.nin (Usenet):Print on the wall, earth tones on the bed, data port on the phone, fifty-five channels on the TV, including E! and Bravo: the modern secular hotel in perfect replica, except for the fact that there's no Spankavision and no minibar.
1999, Esquire: The Magazine for Men, volume 131, page 96: