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spank it en · VERB

(euphemistic, slang) To masturbate.
- Never been caught spanking it, but I did forget to put away a printout of some lesbian 3-way action once and my mom found it in the bathroom. She was not happy. 2015 April 1, u/SpehlingAirer, “How many times have you been caught spanking the monkey?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023:
- "Yeah, this guy got caught spanking it and then stood naked except for his socks on a customer's porch. He got fired and it's my job to get him rehired." 2007, Saxon Bennett, Date Night Club, Talllahassee, F.L.: Bella Books, →ISBN, page 62:
- Someone in my school got caught spanking it in class too, although I did not witness it. 2014 July 21, u/reddrambler, “What was the most embarrassing thing you ever witnessed while in high school?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023:
- No fap is the polar opposite of the wild hardcore hentai gangbang shit people spank it to. 2023 January 9, u/BIGassbass8151, “Why do so many people swear by nofap?”, in Reddit, r/moreplatesmoredates, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023:

Spelling	Features	Source
spanked it	Tense=Past, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic
spanked it	Tense=Past	lexicographic
spanks it	Number=Sing, Person=3, Tense=Pres	lexicographic
spanking it	Tense=Pres, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic