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slap the salami en · VERB

(idiomatic, slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.
- “[…] I’d steer clear if I was you, dude. Slap the salami instead, pull the pud, it’s disease-free. I took French Lit, it’s like Sartre said, eh, ‘The pleasure given coincides with the enjoyment received.’ ” 1991, Daniel Richler, Kicking Tomorrow, New York, N.Y.: Random House, →ISBN, page 224:
- ‘All right. And if there were no “ladies” in the vicinity?’ ¶ ‘Well, you can always,’ and here Archie went a pillar-box red, this being his own version of cementing a friendship, ‘slap the salami, as the GIs say!’ 2000, Zadie Smith, “The Root Canals of Alfred Archibald Jones and Samad Miah Iqbal” (chapter 5), in White Teeth, London: Hamish Hamilton, →ISBN, page 88:

Spelling	Features	Source
slaps the salami	Number=Sing, Person=3, Tense=Pres	lexicographic
slapped the salami	Tense=Past, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic
slapped the salami	Tense=Past	lexicographic
slapping the salami	Tense=Pres, VerbForm=Part	lexicographic