Words, grammatical forms and meanings linked to the ontology.
See 'sheart.
Shart, if my haire stand not an end...c. 1596, Sir Thomas More, Act III, Scene ii, l. 276:
Blend of shit + fart. Compare shiss.
I've been getting the most diabolically wet sharts ever since we ate at that new restaurant on Main.
The definition: Not a fart, not a ***, it is a wet fart, a shart.2010, Carrie Peterman, A Logger's Nightmare: Accident Forever Changes Family:
The shart wasn't my finest moment, obviously. I didn't know you could shit and fart at the same time.2022, Claudia Oshry, Girl With No Job, page 105:
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| sharts | Number=Plur | lexicographic |
Blend of shit + fart. Compare shiss.
This same friend called me a few years ago to tell me that she had sharted—when you fart and a little fudge comes out—in a cab on her way home.2010, Gillian Telling, Dirty Girls:
“[…] My hubris is about to shart itself at the craft store to the tune of 'Yakety Yak' while I am buying glitter paint.”2013, Jen Lancaster, The Tao of Martha:
I sharted while giving a speech and I could overhear people giggling.
To make matters much worse, the shadow looked like the spider was flying, and this sent him right off. Daniel sharted.2015, Michael Riddell, Same Dog, Different Shite:
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| sharting | Tense=Pres, VerbForm=Part | lexicographic | |
| sharted | Tense=Past, VerbForm=Part | lexicographic | |
| sharted | Tense=Past | lexicographic | |
| sharts | Number=Sing, Person=3, Tense=Pres | lexicographic |
flatulate and Thesaurus:defecate
es peer con sorpresa (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es cagapedorrearse (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es cagapeerse (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · fi tulla lusikallinen housuun (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es pedorrear con sorpresa (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es pedorrearse con sorpresa (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es peerse con sorpresa (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es cagapedorrear (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · hu szangik (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · es cagapeer (unintentionally defecate while passing gas) · fi päästä märkä pieru (unintentionally defecate while passing gas)