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pencil dick en · NOUN
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(derogatory, slang, vulgar) A penis of inadequate girth.
Big fat cocks are way too much for my butt; long and thin is in (me). If you've got above average length and average girth I've got the rubbers and lube.
1991 July 7, “Pencil Dicks! (personal advertisement)”, in Gay Community News:Colin's pencil dick was in his hand while he licked her pussy.”
“Pencil dick?”
“Really skinny.”
2007, Bonnie Edwards, Midnight Confessions II, page 22:In contemporary America all adults, and even teenagers for that matter, have heard penis-size jokes or slang terms such as “pencil dick” for men with thin penises or “hung like a horse” for men who are well-endowed.
2010, Peter Lehman, Susan Hunt, Lady Chatterley's Legacy in the Movies: Sex, Brains, and Body Guys, page 105:Somebody needs to create a big ass, reinforced rubber band so that when a woman gets with a man with a little dick they can put the rubber band around both of their waists so his pencil dick won't fall out.
2006, Sidi, Fatou: Return to Harlem, page 78:
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(derogatory, slang, term-of-address, vulgar) A man with a penis of inadequate girth.
“When's the last time I asked you to do anything for me, pencil dick?”
2010, James King, Bill Warrington's Last Chance:“And pencil dick stayed with his wife.”
2004, Tony Parsons, One for My Baby: A Novel, page 153:"Did you call me fat? 'Cause you don't want to do that. You don't want to mess with me. I just lost Ernie's car. And I jus thad a root canal, and my meds are wearin' off, and I'm feelin' mean as a snake. I'm a woman on the edge right now, you punk ass, little pencil dick."
"I ain't no pencil dick. You want to see my dick?"
2011, Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen, page 273:
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