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not know whether to shit or go blind en · VERB

Meanings

1. (vulgar) To be bewildered, especially about what future course of action one should take.
   • I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, this was the former enemy approaching me. I didn't know if I should still salute him or not, since it was required all through boot camp and it would be a hard habit to break. 2004, Ralph Wallis, The Memoirs of a Rambling Mind, page 111:
   • "One week, and if I don't have her to where she don't know whether to shit or go blind, the bet is yours." 1962, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, page 66:

Synonyms

not know whether to spit or go blind