if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon en · X
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Synonym of if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
Then again, as my father used to say, if my grandmother had wheels , she'd be a wagon.
2004, Jonny Bowden, Living the Low Carb Life: From Atkins to the Zone, page 165:Behind him, Isaacs heard Slater mutter, "And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
2007, Keith R. A. DeCandido, Resident Evil: Extinction, page 115:"It has transwarp drive," Sulu said matter-of-factly. "Aye," Scott said, "and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
1984, Vonda N. McIntyre, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, page 108:
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