“Look at these goys lining up for a mall Santa. You're a bunch of idiots!” “Uh, excuse me, could you keep your voice down? There are children here.” “Oh, do the children know their "Santa" works at Home Depot? He makes keys.” 2017 December 25, Teresa Hsiao, “Santa, Schmanta” (6:09 from the start), in American Dad!, season 15, episode 1, spoken by Roger (Seth MacFarlane):