globetard en · NOUN
Etymology
From globe + -tard.
Meanings
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(Internet, derogatory, offensive, vulgar) One who believes that the Earth is a globe.
Yet again, globetards can't comprehend water doesn't curve
2026 January 6, @2alive, Twitter, archived from the original on 28 Jan 2026:I can't believe these gullible globetards still obey everything their precious NASA tells them.
I used to be a globetard, but due to the RIVETING arguments in the book, im fully convinced!
2024 June 8, H, Amazon (Review), Singapore, archived from the original on 28 Jan 2026:You can show globetards the truth about obvious observables, but you can't make them think
2025 July 9, Saundy Babai Baziring, Facebook, archived from the original on 28 Jan 2026:OVER THE COURSE of the conference, attendees jeered at footage of astronauts and evolutionary biologists, booed at the very mention of Neil deGrasse Tyson, used air quotes around the word "scientist" and got nostalgic about the days when "globetards" were the minority.
2019, Omar Mouallem, “FLAT Earth 101”, in Canadian Geographic, special issue, via EBSCOhost, →ISSN, pages 86-91:Sure, there are some obvious trolls and fakes, but there are plenty of serious, sincere posters who absolutely believe that the only purpose of NASA is this gigantic effort to keep up the myth of a round earth and to indoctrinate us "globetards".
2023 March 6, Me <bp5471721@gmail.com>, “Re: Another derailment ...”, in alt.buddha.short.fat.guy (Usenet), via Google Groups, archived from the original on 28 Jan 2026:
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| globe-tard | alternative | lexicographic | |
| globetards | Number=Plur | lexicographic | |
| globe tard | alternative | lexicographic |