fascturbate en · VERB
Etymology
Blend of fascism + masturbate.
Meanings
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(derogatory, intransitive, slang) To compulsively and enthusiastically partake in or endorse fascist policies.
I see you are fascturbating hard today, Gomez.
2026 January 27, @RenanLB_25, X (post), archived from the original on 21 May 2026:Trump Fascturbates Over War Crime
2026 April 3, The Damage Report, “US Jet SHOT DOWN in Iran | Trump Fascturbates Over War Crime | White House Easter Meltdown”, in The Young Turks, archived from the original on 06 Apr 2026:If you're going to Fascturbate have the decency to do it in private.
2025 June 27, @jdmann, X (post), archived from the original on 21 May 2026:
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| fascturbates | Number=Sing, Person=3, Tense=Pres | lexicographic | |
| fascturbating | Tense=Pres, VerbForm=Part | lexicographic | |
| fascturbated | Tense=Past, VerbForm=Part | lexicographic | |
| fascturbated | Tense=Past | lexicographic |