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douche canoe en · NOUN

Pronunciation

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Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of douche + canoe.

Meanings

1. (alt-of, alternative, humorous, slang, vulgar) Alternative form of douchecanoe.
   alt of douchecanoe
   • “He is a douche canoe. But he gets great PR with the mortals. They think he's their protector, some kind of hero, but he really should be sent out to sea and set on fire in a proper Viking burial.” 2011, Kevin Hearne, Hammered, Del Rey, published 2011, →ISBN, page 115:
   • A recent Reddit post from “a 14-year-old girl” asked why boys her age were so into Tate. “Because not many people are speaking directly to boys/young men with any kind of message of positivity,” responded one account, representing this general line of argument. “There aren’t many role models for young men/boys and right now that demographic is struggling. In the absence of good role models, douche canoes like this Andrew Taint guy can slide in there and become huge.” 2023 January 19, Lex McMenamin, “Andrew Tate and the “Manosphere” Show How Far Hating Women Can Get You”, in Teen Vogue, archived from the original on 27 Jul 2026:
   • There was a beeping sound, and then Ivy announced, “Brent's a douche canoe. I'll punch him in the teeth for you, if you want.” 2013, Alison Cherry, Red, Delacorte Press, published 2013, →ISBN:
   • Because he's a total douche canoe who only wants what he can't have. 2011, Beth Harbison, Always Something There to Remind Me, St. Martin's Press, published 2011, →ISBN, page 103:
   • Douche Canoe The worst kind of douche imaginable. This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics. 1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars? 2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers. 3. I fucking hate those douche canoes. #douchecanoe #douche-canoe #douche #tool #douchebag #canoe 2006 September 24, Stigmata., “Urban Dictionary: Douche Canoe”, in Urban Dictionary, archived from the original on 09 Jan 2009:

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