dog egg en · NOUN
Etymology
Probably popularised by the magazine Viz and its spin-off Roger's Profanisaurus books. Compare the Australian slang barker's egg, attested earlier.
Meanings
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(UK, humorous, slang, vulgar) A lump of dog faeces.
I had chosen to attend the British comedy awards which, once attended, could not be unattended, like the worm-ridden dog egg in the infant school playground which, once seen, cannot be unseen.
2014 December 21, Stewart Lee, “I’ve had it with comedy awards – and so has my bounty hunter alter ego”, in Alan Rusbridger, editor, The Guardian, London: Guardian News & Media, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 18 Aug 2022:For the first time a musical collector ‘dog’s egg’ created in the opulent Faberge tradition, capturing magnificently the magic of a fouled footpath.
1997 October–November, “The Legendary Faberge Musical Dog’s Egg”, in Viz, number 86, page 2:Terry was essentially stripped of the armband for boinking Wayne Bridge’s ex, and having a family of roughnecks who were as attractive to tabloid front pages as a nice, fat dog-egg is to a swarm of bluebottles.
2011 March 15, Dan Jones, “Time to forgive and end all this moral hypocrisy”, in Evening Standard, page 59:
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(UK, derogatory, humorous, slang, vulgar) A worthless or contemptible thing or person.
The fact is Electronic Arts is slowly but surely swallowing up every game, every developer, every THING. It's spitting out anything that resembles originality and crapping out a conveyor belt of similar looking, similar smelling gaming dog-eggs.
2005 April 14, “Review: TimeSplitters: Future Perfect”, in Nintendo Official Magazine, number 152, page 66:You can smile and open your eyes wide and look as though you are showering the recipient with praise, but what you’re actually saying is, “You are a dog egg.”
2014 March 9, Jeremy Clarkson, “Dear Uncle Tim, thank you for this opportunity to mock you for just 62p”, in The Sunday Times, page 10:Even so, developers Scaly Software couldn’t resist the chance to make a quick buck, and so rushed out this utter dog egg of an update in just eight months.
2017, Nate Crowley, 100 Best Video Games (That Never Existed), Oxford: Rebellion, page 108:
Forms
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| dog eggs | Number=Plur | lexicographic | |
| dog-egg | alternative | lexicographic | |
| dog's egg | alternative | lexicographic |