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cuff the carrot en · VERB
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(slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stroking one's penis.
Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat.
2024, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History, Penguin, →ISBN, page 49:I did have a case one time, my client, really nice guy, nicest guy you'd ever want to meet. Sitting on his steps right in front of his front door, completely naked, manipulating his genitals, cuffing the carrot, boxing the clown, jerking the gherkin.
2025 November 24, CLR Bruce Rivers, 10:23 from the start, in Criminal Lawyer Reacts to DoorDash Girl:
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