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crumpet en · NOUN

Pronunciation

• /ˈkɹʌmpɪt/
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Etymology

First appears c. the 17th century, either from crompid cake (“wafer, literally, curled-up cake”), from crompid, form of crumpen (“to curl up”); cognate to crumpled. An alternate etymology is from Celtic; compare Breton krampouezh (“crepe, pancake”) and Welsh crempog (“pancake”). The sense of a “desirable woman” is attested since 1936, possibly as Cockney rhyming slang for strumpet; alternatively, compare tart (“a loose woman, a prostitute”) (itself possibly Cockney rhyming slang for heart or sweetheart). Note that muffin has a similar sense, and that, in the 19th and early 20th centuries, Muffins and crumpets was a familiar street-cry in the UK.

Meanings

1. (countable, uncountable) A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
   • T-Saint: I say we kill 'em! Donner: I say we hump 'em. Booga: I say we eat crumpets and tea. Deetee: Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "I." All: I! T-Saint: Shut up! Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea. 1995, Tedi Sarafian, Tank Girl, spoken by T-Saint, Deetee & Booger (respectively) (Ice-T, Jeff Kober, and Reg E. Cathey):
2. (UK, countable, dated, slang, uncountable) A sexually attractive person or, collectively, people; usually referring to women.
   • Our lives are saturated with middle-class crumpet Benedict Cumberbatch - but does he deserve the attention, asks Michael Hogan 2014 November 12, Michael Hogan, “Have we reached peak Benedict Cumberbatch?”, in The Telegraph:
   • John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.
   • The regulars are all guys, a varied selection, my friends. There's Sammy—small, wiry, dark-haired. A hat manufacturer, crumpet mad—always chatting up different birds. 1969, Jackie Collins, The Stud, reprint edition, Simon & Schuster, published 1999, →ISBN, page 32:
   • Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".
3. (Australia, UK, countable, slang, uncountable) The head.
   • "If I don't get down them stairs soon I'll go off my crumpet, sittin' about up here all day with the jumps on me." 1950, Norman Lindsay, Dust or Polish?, Sydney: Angus and Robertson, page 80:
   • He bad been worried off his crumpet all day, making arrangements on her behalf. 1900 October 27, The Warwick Argus, Qld, page 4, column 5:

Forms

Deriveds

thinking man's crumpet (sexually desirable person) · bit of crumpet (sexually desirable person) · piece of crumpet (sexually desirable person) · crumpet-faced (others)

Relateds

crumple · crumpled · crempog · tart · strumpet · pikelet

Synonyms

beautiful person (sexually desirable person)

Translations (12)

pl laska (sexually attractive woman) · cmn 小圓烤餅 /小圆烤饼 (savoury cake) · cs roštěnka (sexually attractive woman) · cs kočka (sexually attractive woman) · cmn 烤麵餅 /烤面饼 (savoury cake) · sv tekaka (savoury cake) · ru кра́мпет (savoury cake) · fi crumpet (savoury cake) · cs lívanec (savoury cake) · fr crumpet (savoury cake) · pl racuch (savoury cake) · cs baba (sexually attractive woman)