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cringeometer en · NOUN

Pronunciation

• [-ɾɚ] (General-American)
• /kɹɪnˈd͡ʒɑmɪtɚ/ (General-American)
• /kɹɪnˈd͡ʒɒmɪtə/ (Received-Pronunciation)
• (General-American) audio
• /ˈkɹɪnd͡ʒəʊˌmiːtə/ (Received-Pronunciation)
• (General-American) audio
• /ˈkɹɪnd͡ʒoʊˌmitɚ/ (General-American)

Etymology

From cringe + -ometer (suffix forming the names of measuring devices), possibly modelled after odometer, speedometer, etc.

Meanings

1. (humorous, informal) An imaginary device that measures cringeworthiness (the extent to which something makes one cringe; that is, flinch or recoil with embarrassment).
   • Again, with your cringeometer on, it's lucky, there's loads of brilliant actors, to work a lot is fantastic. 2015 April 29, Naomi Gordon, quoting Toby Jones, “Toby Jones on Wayward Pines: ‘The Twist was so Astonishing to Me’”, in Digital Spy:
   • For some reason my dining companion the Professor will insist on getting the chef out of the kitchen for a selfie at the end of this meal. To a person as socially inept as myself, this is almost as soaringly high on the cringeometer as his insistence on speaking Spanish to the Mexican waitress throughout the evening. 2019 October 19, “Ron Mackenna: Scotland’s newest Michelin star where even the least favourite course is very good”, in The Herald, Glasgow: Herald and Times Group, →ISSN, →OCLC:
   • But he [Gordon Brown] caused serious damage to the cringeometer in the build-up to the 2010 general election when he attacked the Conservative Party with a football chant: [...] 2014, Dan Walker, “Football and Politics”, in Dan Walker’s Football Thronkersaurus: Football’s Finest Tales, London: Simon & Schuster UK, →ISBN, page 34:
   • How Does Your Dad Rate On The Cringe-O-Meter? [title] 2011 June 11, “How does Your Dad Rate on the Cringe-O-Meter?”, in NPR, archived from the original on 05 Feb 2016:
   • If Alpha Papa was your introduction to [Alan] Partridge, you'll be wanting to dig through the Parchives, pronto. (Just make sure cringe-o-meters are set to stun.) 2018 September 5, “The 60 Best TV Shows on Netflix UK”, in Empire, London: Bauer Publishing, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 03 Aug 2020:
   • Not all social-media gimmicks are created equal and doubtless some of these were lapped up by the target audience, with their funny little avatars and chronic misuse of the verb 'to rustle'. The rest of us, though, might need to start recalibrating our cringeometers. 2017 July 7, Jack Lang, “Bizarre transfer unveilings have become the Premier League’s latest arms race – so where will it end?”, in The Independent, London: Independent News & Media, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 09 Sep 2017:
   • My cringeometer went off the scale as I watched his excruciating performance.
   • The cringe-o-meter peaks during a scene in which a shirtless [Charlie] Hall, well, masters his domain. Hall said he had no issue showing that scene to his mother [Julia Louis-Dreyfus], who played Elaine on "Seinfeld" for nine seasons. 2020 January 23, Teddy Greenstein, “Remember Charlie Hall? The Former Northwestern Walk-on Stars in a New Web Series that Made His Mom Julia Louis-Dreyfus Laugh.”, in Chicago Tribune, Chicago, Ill.: Tribune Publishing, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 26 Feb 2020:
   • As the Prime Minister's spokesman put it the other day, this is an occasion for government ministers to "mix with the community" ("jinżlu fil-komunità"). Cringeometers off for a minute, the sleight is fascinating. 2014 February 15, Mark Anthony Falzon, “A village in tiny Malta”, in Times of Malta, Valletta, Malta: Allied Malta Newspapers, →OCLC:

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Relateds

cringe-making · cringeworthily · cringeworthiness · cringing · cringingly · cringe-makingly · cringe culture · cringe-o-meter · cultural cringe · cringeworthy · cringemaking · cringe · cringy · do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes · cringer · cringingness