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cream in one's jeans en · VERB

Pronunciation

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Meanings

1. (idiomatic, of a male, vulgar) To ejaculate while wearing one's trousers; to experience an orgasm while clothed.
   • And you always cream in your jeans when your neck breaks. It has something to do with the pressure on the spinal cord being transmitted through the prostate. 1975, Robert Shea, Robert Anton Wilson, The illuminatus! Trilogy, published 1984, →ISBN, page 68:
2. (idiomatic, qualifier:occasionally of a female, vulgar) To become wet with sexual arousal.
3. (broadly, idiomatic, vulgar) To be thoroughly excited or delighted.
   • Myrna was certain the woman would cream in her jeans at this opportunity to be a good neighbor. 2001, Warren Adler, The Housewife Blues, →ISBN, page 101:
   • First time I was in here I come in with a Chinese M.P. We busted right in, that M.P. creamed in his jeans when he sees this colonel. 1951, Donald R. Morris, China Station, Farrar, Straus, and Young, page 52:

Forms

Relateds

wet one's pants · shit one's pants

Synonyms

cream one's jeans · cream in one's pants · cream one's pants