bazoomba en · NOUN
Pronunciation
- /bəˈzuːm.bə/
Etymology
Compare badonker, bazoom, and bazooka.
Meanings
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(slang) A female breast.
At risk of sounding like your ~*~*~sExY~*~*~ financial advisor, this is a sex tip that just make sense. It involves rubbing your breasts all over his body—something no heterosexual man will hate—and unlimited licking. Please tell me what's unerotic about that. Like, if you can, I am worried about your sex life, and do you need a hug? (Come here, I already have the edible body paint on my bazoombas!)
2020 May 15, Krista McHarden, “I Put Edible Body Paint on My Boobs and Rubbed Them All Over My Boyfriend”, in Cosmopolitan, New York, N.Y.: Hearst Communications, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 19 Aug 2023:Maxi Shield, the tradie — not trade, tradie, referring to like, builders, plumbers, and the like — of the season, is immediately charming and pretty fun. Nobody can stop making comments about her great, big stonking mommy milkers, and for good reason — those bazoombas are absolutely massive, and, I understand, her trademark.
2021 May 1, Shaad D'Souza, “RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under Series-Premiere Recap: Hey, Koala Girl!”, in Vulture, archived from the original on 08 Mar 2023:The Most Glorious Bazoombas in the World
2012 April 20, Karley Sciortino, “(article title)”, in VICE, archived from the original on 18 Jun 2023:Wing was crazy about the female bazoomba, which we all enjoy but don’t make such a fuss over. He had his apartment walls papered with pictures of naked bustlines, bra ads, before-and-after ads, Playboy centerfolds and anything that showed the female 2d story.
1974, Jack Olsen, “The Flight I: Nobody's Psycho but His Own” (chapter I), in Alphabet Jackson, 1st edition, Playboy Press, →ISBN, →OCLC, page 13:A second later, Sylvia sputtered with laughter, then cuppoed one hand around the side of her mouth. "Don't look now, boss, but that gal's got a tattoo on her left bazoomba."
1999, Myrna Temte, The Gal Who Took the West, New York, N.Y.: Silhouette Books, →ISBN, pages 11–12:The prank escalates from there, with McGraw explaining his vision woes by saying, "I knew I had a problem because I woke up and my wife had four bazoombas. At first I was like, 'Yeehaw!' But then I was like 'Yee-naw.'"
2015 March 12, Andrew Leahey, quoting Tim McGraw, “Watch Tim McGraw Talk Bats, 'Bazoombas' on 'Repeat After Me'”, in Rolling Stone, New York, N.Y.: Penske Media Corporation, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 13 Aug 2022:
Forms
| Spelling | Features | Labels | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| bazoombas | Number=Plur | lexicographic |
Synonyms
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