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ass-blast en · VERB

Etymology

From ass + blast (“to shatter, as if by an explosion”).

Meanings

1. (slang, vulgar) To have anal sex (with someone).
   • I have a T-shirt that says "Bugger a Hugger"...but I don't really want to ass blast a tree hugger. 2004 June 21, smacdo3347, “Where's the Love?”, in alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers (Usenet):
   • "You know what you need?" Johnson huffed, "You just need to bend over for me one time so I can ass-blast you..." 2009, Geraldo Cruz, Blood Ties, Bloomington, IN.: iUniverse, →ISBN:
   • Todd Akin is to the definition of "rape" what Bill Clinton was to the definition of "is." His observations are, in a word, surreal. But maybe he'd feel differently about the whole thing if he was ever bent over and "legitimately" ass-blasted. 2012 September 5, DJ Pangburn, “Ten Assholes Up for Re-Election in 2012”, in VICE, archived from the original on 19 Aug 2022:
   • He thought I was just getting breast implants and that I would become a she male who could continue to ass blast him. 2011 December 19, Patriot_Gaymes, “Guess what Buster calls me now?”, in alt.politics (Usenet):
2. (figuratively, slang, vulgar) To beat comprehensively; to trounce, waffle-stomp.
   • I knew that when it came down to the word of a lawyer versus the word of a doper ex-con, I was going to get ass-blasted every time. I’m a gangster so why would anyone believe me? 2009, Kevin Pappas, Godfather Of Night: My life in America's hidden Greek mafia, London: Sphere Books, →ISBN, page 355:
   • Notorious B.I.G. was reveled as a martyr when he got his ass shot away as a result of a gang turf war. Same with numerous others who got ass-blasted of some silly nonsense. 2005 April 8, hachiroku, “School shootings - I really don't understand why”, in alt.fan.michael-moore (Usenet):
   • The gameplay is pretty tough at times, considering the age of the WAD. While it’s not slaughter-styled, it does pose a threat thanks to the usage of tight corridors, high density of enemies and monster positioning, which requires to pay a slight degree of attention to avoid getting ass blasted into oblivion. 2022, George Fiffy, “Satan's Castle II”, in The Doom Master Wadazine, number 19, page 12:
   • Even if you've never had any negative consequences from drug use other than getting ass-blasted by Johnny Law, these cocksuckers will call you a "functional addict." 2013 January 29, Bert Burykill, “Rehab or Prison?”, in VICE, archived from the original on 16 Feb 2023:
   • He gave her another nod, whispered. "Let's open the doors and get out of the way. If someone is in there, Cass will ass blast them with that cannon." 2021, Jason Brant, Shattered, →ISBN:

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